Today Liam pooped. Not so out of the ordinary. But this was new...
Mommy, calling to Liam in the other room: "Liam, did you poop?"
Mommy, under her breath: Yeah, right.
5 minutes later...
Mommy gets up to investigate...
Mommy: "Show me your hands... Where did you get.... please say that is chocolate??? Ohhhhh, nooooo."